Alley in

What you do when you put all your money into a stock or option going to become millionaire.

I'm going to alley in on Tesla.

by Wagyu September 1, 2020

Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Bumps in the Alley

Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Herpes, or Syphilis

My boyfriend cheated on me and now I have bumps in the alley.

by Stemshul November 26, 2006

playing uno in the alley

masturbating in a semi-public location

she got him so horny that he was playing uno in the alley

by e.m. scopes December 17, 2013

Sally in the alley

Politically incorrect police term for dead jane doe found in alley or dumpster. Usually A victim of rape, murder and/or drug overdoze.

The Police use this term about victim of murder or drug overdoze. "We found another Sally in the alley" in Inglewood.

by Jysy May 8, 2009

Juju in the alley

The initial reaction of an urban mother in denial that one of her twelve children was just gunned down in a gang related homicide.

"Mama, Juju dead!"

"Naw baby, Juju in the alley, playin with his friends."

by Dick Trickler (the aftercum) February 1, 2020

Trash in the alley

Trash in the alley refers to bits of (usually cheap) toilet paper left in a woman’s vulva when she has wiped rather than dabbed at the moisture.

Don’t you hate it when your girl spreads her legs and rather than sleek pinkness, you’re greeted by trash in the alley?!?!

by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022