allahu snack bar

slogan: 'show your love for allah as you take a bite into this explosion... of flavor'

-popular in many middle-eastern countries.

tv commercial: an airline attendant asks a man on a plane "what will you be having today sir?" he stands up from his seat, pushes the attendant down and screams 'ALLAHU SNACK BAR!' as he pulls out the candy bar, the explosive flavor blasts a chunk of the plane out, and causes the plane to crash into a building.

by allahifyouhearme April 29, 2010

Allahu snack bar

A lyric from the song "Peein' On The French" by Rucka Rucka Ali, made as a joke towards Syrians.

"The Arabs need to get out
Before the place blows up
Let's help the French out
Fill the air with drones
And watch 'em freak out
Syrians are fucking gay
Alalalalalalalala
Allahu snack bar"

by dontevenpostmuch1221 November 14, 2023

Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.

"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.

by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016

Allahu Snackbar

Where ISIS troops have their fair share of grace.

Abdullah: Hey, I'm headed to the Allahu Snackbar, wanna come?
Abode: But we're poor us fuck.
Abdullah: Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhttttttttt... :(

by HeatSeeking CuntMissile. October 30, 2017

allah's snackbar

a place where terrorists come to discuss and plan terror attacks while having a cup of halal coffee and biscuits

the isis lads rolled outside of allah's snackbar for a cup of tea

by hail hydra mudafacka November 1, 2016