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Pull all the legs off a spider 

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.
Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

Pull all the legs off the spider 

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.