Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011
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