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A very mardy person who says "im serious" a lot. She loves math and science and rubiks cubes. She has a massive obsession with rubiks cubes, she is never seen with out one. She has loads of friends, who are better than her.
"dont do an aleke"
"no i'm serious"
Aleke by stan talent, stan loona December 31, 2018
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She loves that ‘oniichanshit
“Aleke what do you love?”
“MY FUCKING BROTHERS SKSKSKKSKSK”
Aleke by Gladdice October 16, 2019
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She attracts boys called Luke
Aleke “hi
Luke’s everywhere, “ mmmmm chicken
Aleke by Gladdice October 16, 2019

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019
She was a nice and cute person. She has a pure heart and she is a sensitive but very clingy and annoying sometimes.She’s a warm hearted person. if you break Aleesya's heart, she'll still forgive you. she has a very cute personality. in fact, she’s a sweet and sometimes very sweet person to her loved one. Aleesya is also a very attractive person where many people will fall in love easily, but she will never leave the person she loves with all her heart. The person that always be by her side. you would be lucky if Aleesya fell in love with you.
“Who is that girl ? She looks weird”
“No, you’re wrong she’s Aleesya. She has a good heart”
Aleesya by Lolliieepopz February 5, 2020
Aleeya is known for her lovely personality. She's an introvert but once she's comfortable with one, she'll never let them go. She's not the type to trust people easily. She'll keep the one she loves with her close and will do anything to make them happy. She's a nice and friendly girl.
Aleeya is a humble girl.
Aleeya by djjdjdjdf December 14, 2020
Aleemah is the most caring and kind girl you could come across and always puts others before you. She is probably very intoverted but very weird if you get to know her. She is a once in a lifetime kind of girl and loves really deep so you’ll be lucky if you get Aleemah. She is really insecure but is so beautiful and needs reassurance. She means her words and when she loves someone she will never leave them
Aleemah is so understanding
Aleemah by Pallllalalariot December 10, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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