Aleke

She loves that ‘oniichan’ shit

“Aleke what do you love?”
“MY FUCKING BROTHERS SKSKSKKSKSK”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

Aleke

She attracts boys called Luke

Aleke “hi”
Luke’s everywhere, “ mmmmm chicken”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

Mr scales

Mr fishers replacement.

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

Mr thornely

Sir can whip. Sir can math. Sir can dip. Sir accepts no trash. No eat that hegarty maths bitch.

Mrs thornely, “hey honey do you want to watch poldark?”
Mr thornely, “thanks but tonight’s my night with mister hegarty.”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

Whitgift

A school for rich kids that probably own a beach house.

“Hey do you go to Whitgift?”
“Yeah”
“Omg I’m coming to yours for Christmas”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019