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As the name bearer knows, Aldonio is a very rare name. Aldonios are even rarer people. Sexy, witty, adventurous, and so cool. Street smart and wise ( except about who to make his wife/girlfriend.) He can talk and charm his way into and out of any situation. Impeccable manners-loved by everyone's parents. Loyal friend, giving person. He will always be loyal if you are deserving, and will always make sure you are taken care of. DO NOT ever give him a paint ball gun though.
He is so awesome to be around! He's for sure an Aldonio.
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Aldonia is a beautiful girl. She loves to be active. She doesn't believe in SANTA. She hates to be rude. She is always nice and kind. She has a beautiful mom. She has a beautiful dad. She is active alot . Aldonia is pretty .
Aldonia is a pretty good girl.
aldonia by Aldonia November 22, 2018
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Smart asf, hard working, is always ready to fight. He won’t hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. He says he’s loyal but will lowkey tank shit behind your back, but it is all out of love.
Altonio said he wants to fight, so you better wrap your weave up!
Altonio by Cammyboi November 26, 2018
Andonio is the Marco's father who is a living Italian legend
Saluta Andonio
Saluta Andoooooooniooooooo (for true fans)
andonio by MarcoAndonio April 2, 2017
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Saluda Andonio
andonio by ita_max_22 June 19, 2017

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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