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A ghetto ass district school in htown. Also a very place where white people are very rare to see. Aldine is a district in the ghetto side of north Houston or as some know ( nawf houston). Aldine is located in Greenspoint or as some know ( gunspoint ) where robbery,drugs,gangs,fights,skipping school,teachers in relationships with students, teachers/staff fighting students, and graffiti is all common. Welcome to Aldine hoe:)
Friend: what school you come from?
Me: aldine
Friend: oh so you from the ghetto ghetto 💀
aldine by Gunspoint thug March 7, 2020
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Aldine is a school district in Greenspoint (gunspoint) Houston Tx. Aldine is known to be one of the worst districts in Houston, where dropouts, skipping school, fights, relationships with teachers/staff, fights with teachers/staff, drugs, gangs, robbery, graffiti, sex, and weapons are common.
White friend: ima visit my cousins school at Greenspoint

Me: Aldine? gunspoint? Are you serious?
White friend: I guess, I don’t think it’s that GhEtTo
Me: Nigga you stupid,Cock ya Glock I’m going with you !
Aldine by Gunspoint thug March 7, 2020

aldine middle 

Is full of fake people
Stanky hoes
Trash nights
Got rats in the boys bathroom
If you go to aldine middle... I feel bad for yall at school with rats😂
aldine middle by ALDINE ISD June 9, 2018

Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper 

Name for the grim reaper of aldine mailroute aka Rene (the white crow)
Watchout the Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper is coming!!!

Aldine, TX 

Possibly the sketchiest place ever right next to Houston! Live here if you want to never go outside ever.
Tom : I live in Aldine, TX!
Kyle : I'm so sorry to hear that
Aldine, TX by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

aldin's number 

A trick question to detrimine if someone is full of shit in a debate . aldin's number is 420.69 Coined by Debate bro Professor Vaush McVidyaski in 2020.
Dr Vaush: Are you familiar with aldin's number

Race Realist : i think
Dr vaush i made it up
aldin's number by Gamerriseup August 19, 2020
Aline is a beautiful girl with a very caring soul. She will go out of her way just to help her friends and she is loyal AF. She looks like a model and everyone finds her irresistible. Aline is very pet friendly and is very likely to cry more with a movie of a dog dying than of an actual human dying. She is wifey material and is very good in bed. You are very lucky if you ever come across an Aline because she will get the best out from you and will make you laugh a LOT!
Omg she is so nice and pretty, she must be an Aline
Aline by chocolattte1 January 11, 2021
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