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Alcoholicide 

Drinking to excess and beyond, for any reason.
"That dude got dumped HARD and decided to take himself out, bro. Full-on alcoholicide. It was such a good party."

"BRO, I'm feeling so fucking good tonight, let's get fucking wasted!" Inevitably leading to alcoholicide.
Alcoholicide by GrumpyPlatypus March 19, 2016

Alcoholified

When a substance becomes infused with a higher alcoholic content than originally intended at point of aquisition
Damn Tobias! Those jelly babies have been totally alcoholified by that Babysham fruit punch!

alcoholicfetus 

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.
"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"

alcoholicism 

Religion in which doing beer is how you practice.

Drunk driving is encouraged and seen as a badge of honor.

You get baptized in beer
Brent has recently joined alcoholicism to better his future
alcoholicism by AlfredWO Garcia December 18, 2022

Alcoholicist 

Wow, Emily is a real alcoholicist.”
Alcoholicist by alcoholicgf May 27, 2025

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026