alcatel

Alcatel is a mobile phone brand.

Did you buy a cell phone?
Yeah, I bought an Alcatel one.

by Albert! June 16, 2007

Alcatel

A terrible person, has no heart, likes to argue, and is generally a bitch and likes to ruin people's lives for no reason.

Ethan is such an Alcatel, he reported 50 users on Discord for doxxing and they all got deleted!

by Depression#0921 August 25, 2018

Alcatel

A shitty french budget phone brand that is owned by TCL.

Look at my Alcatel I just bought

Why Get an Alcatel when you can get a cheap Samsung phone?

.. I don't know

by Thephoneguyidk November 29, 2025

Alcatel 1b

Alcatel 1b was Americas cheapest smartphone at Walmart for only $9 and with tax $10 until someone bought them all aka me and they replaced them with the shitty hot pepper phone and Alcatel 1b is the best tiktoker lol

Oh you have the Alcatel 1b

Yeah I smashed it cuz it’s cheap junk

Oh ok.

by Amogus😳 August 24, 2022

alcatela

Cell phone brand that's a piece of shit

What kind of phone is that .. it's a alcatela alcatela that's a peice of shit

by Wjt478 June 1, 2019

alcatel4010x

alcatel4010x is a famous tech person with over 8.7k followers and 1.9M Likes.He has a drippy cat called mici which you can see in his tiktok pfp.He mostly does tech videos or other videos (idk).He also has a discord server in his Bio.

y:whos the most drippiest cat

alcatel4010x:mici

by floppa_tech July 19, 2022

Alcatermity

this is a scientific term used when 2 male giraffes go out to the pub and they went home away from there kids and wifes and they had the most immaculate sex of all time

The alcatermity shown on tv was crazy

by BIg dawg name of duce big ball September 18, 2023