Albert Pan 

Verb: to procrastinate by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Noun: the act of procrastinating by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep

Boy 1: Hey you studying for that psych test tomorrow?

Boy 2: Nah man, I am just going to pull an Albert Pan.

Albert Pan by ilovepan February 18, 2019

peter pan peanutbutter alert 

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.

What do you mean there's a Peter pan peanutbutter alert!!!!!

peter pan peanutbutter alert by tony pinto December 30, 2007

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert 

A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.

"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert 

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert by McLink99 October 19, 2023

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert 

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.

Listen up! Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert!

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert by MindFuck X October 9, 2023

albertane 

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

albertane by jess May 14, 2004

Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

Albertan mullet by booze? January 11, 2009