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Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019
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alawiyah 

It's a female's name. Girls which have this name are attractive and intelligent cause she just like an angel. She also has an own opinion and great idea to give for another. If you make her sad,you're a very terrible person. However,Alawiyah usually love a man that is smart and kind. She never look at their outlook or money. You are very awesome if you got that Arabian looked girl.
"Hey,that's Alawiyah."(fans)
"Be careful. She can be very psycho and mysterious. But she always has a place in my heart!"
alawiyah by Shayarab April 23, 2018
A person who typically jokes around and makes fun of others, but does so without the intent to cause harm. Alweens may also be strangely charming, and even wear a top hat.
Girl One: Geez, darn Alween made fun of me again!
Girl Two: He doesn't really mean it, you know.
Girl Two: (sighs) It's just part of his charm! That Alween is sooo charismatic!
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Aladeen has many meanings, such as positive and negative, which causes a lot of confusion.
Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
the aladeen news...?
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Aladeen by aladeen December 10, 2012
A social term used when joking around with peers. It's essentially a synonym for the phrase, 'just kidding'.
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"Aladee, you clutched that C grade, b"
alade by TIBalade May 20, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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