Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.

“Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”

Alaskan Musket Loader by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019

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