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Alabama waffle

When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vagina and do the same thing. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer
I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnant.
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Alabama waffle

When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vigina and do the samething. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer.
I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnaut.

Alabama Waffle Pockle 

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.
At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.

Alabama hot waffle 

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.
“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

Alabama Blue Waffle 

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it
p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no
Alabama Blue Waffle by harryDBD March 17, 2024
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