pockle

(var. poackle) swindle, cheat, hustle.

The wages were pretty shite, but the pockle was good.
Irvine Welsh - "A Smart Cunt"

pockle by George Costinas June 17, 2007

pockle

A pockle is cat poo or indeed any animal poo found in your garden. The smaller and darker the poo, the more pocklier it is.

"Ooooh Betty, the cats done a pockle on the lawn again."

pockle by Rob Godfrey September 22, 2006

Pockle

Cheesy thrush type spot, behind the foreskin due to poor hygiene.

Dammit I had a case of pockles and my girlfriend refused to suck my cock.

Pockle by Radarboo November 23, 2016

Mighty Pockle 

The Biggest cheekiest cunt in the Universe. He/she is the most cheeky entity on earth and comes up with the cheekiest jokes. Usually a small white British kid whos arms are the size of noodles. and has really fucked up teeth.

This kid is a Mighty Pockle! His teeth are so yellow too!

Mighty Pockle by MightyPockleBeast69 February 18, 2017

Alabama Waffle Pockle 

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

Alabama Waffle Pockle by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

Pickle Jar 

The hand motion a person gives to firm the dick prior to sex. The partner grasps the head of the penis and twists using fingers and the palm of the hand, in the motion of opening a pickle jar.

Person 1: “Jimmy how did you lose your virginity again?”
Jimmy: “I was not interested in her, but with the help of a little alcohol and the pickle jar move, my mind was changed.”

Pickle Jar by southtwin November 26, 2017

Parking Lot Pickle 

Boys on some asphalt, chomping on a pickle, back and forth.
In a way, it's like a wishbone.

"I'm the better friend!"
"Oh yeah? We should settle this on a parking lot pickle."

Parking Lot Pickle by MythicalH February 24, 2023

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006