When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out
Person A: I've never had an Alabama FingerTrap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?
A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.
If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.