Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

Alabama Wipe by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019

Alabama Wet Wipe 

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping

Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm

Alabama Wet Wipe by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020

Alabama Wet Wipe 

Noun

1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.

I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.

Alabama Wet Wipe by Sweitzerman August 23, 2018

Alabama Wet Wipe 

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

Alabama Wet Wipe by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019