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Greatest guy to ever live (dont fact check it) they are perfect and everyone loves them noone could not like an Akselk
Akselk is Akselk wich is perfect
Akselk by Akselk January 10, 2022
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Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede

A guy working in the porno industry who likes to do gay guys up the bum. He is also working for the Johnsie Studios.
Guy 1: Where is Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede at?

Guy 2: Oh he is just out make sure the new intern has to walk sideways for the next week

Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink 

Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"

-Jen
Des has an Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink and he finds it hot and cute
A rare name, for a rare type of gentlemen. Aksel's are sexually attractive and charismatic. Aksel's tend to be if the chill type, keeping calm when they are met by negative situations. They also are more fond of relaxing sipping to a beer in a corner talking than dancing and getting shitfaced.

Aksel's treat women with respect and are good at pleasing women in all situations, including sexual activities. All women tend to find Aksel's very love and fuckable, especially when they get to know him.
That guy is so perfect. He has to be an Aksel!
Aksel by Mariethehotbeast February 16, 2014
Aksel is a very attractive better than a titas person, he will usually be very handsome and quite the gentleman always outclassing everyone especially titas's
wow he is such an aksel
Aksel by Mrmagnificent.com January 8, 2020
Beast, handsome, pussydestroyer, bedmonster, gets all the ladies, brave and ofc a big cock
Thank your parents for naming you Akseli.
akseli by VaasanMuhku April 23, 2016
HAS A BIG DICK, 14 FEET LONG SOFT.
AMY "LOOKS IT AKSEL, HE'S TRIPPING OVER HIS OWN DICK!"

JEN "I WANNA FUCK AKSEL"
Aksel by MINKYSKIBBLES November 28, 2021
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