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Beast, handsome, pussydestroyer, bedmonster, gets all the ladies, brave and ofc a big cock
Thank your parents for naming you Akseli.
akseli by VaasanMuhku April 23, 2016
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Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede

A guy working in the porno industry who likes to do gay guys up the bum. He is also working for the Johnsie Studios.
Guy 1: Where is Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede at?

Guy 2: Oh he is just out make sure the new intern has to walk sideways for the next week
Related Words
akseli Akselit Aksel Akseloser akelia Arseling Aaselia akeliah Akelian Aselin

Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink 

Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"

-Jen
Des has an Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink and he finds it hot and cute
This is a truly great friend, she's really pretty, quite the intellect but don't get me wrong she kinda mean and will cut a bitch if she has to.
Mark: yooo Akelia is quite the catch you think i should ask her out?

Jason: go for it bro
Akelia by Leelen August 24, 2019
A rare name, for a rare type of gentlemen. Aksel's are sexually attractive and charismatic. Aksel's tend to be if the chill type, keeping calm when they are met by negative situations. They also are more fond of relaxing sipping to a beer in a corner talking than dancing and getting shitfaced.

Aksel's treat women with respect and are good at pleasing women in all situations, including sexual activities. All women tend to find Aksel's very love and fuckable, especially when they get to know him.
That guy is so perfect. He has to be an Aksel!
Aksel by Mariethehotbeast February 16, 2014
AKELIAH may be one of the nicest persons you'll ever meet in your entire life. She is loving kind ambitious an very quiet. Most of all she's a wife material 📌😍
If i find myself an akeliah i would never let her go because she's rare
akeliah by A.Q.I.M December 2, 2020
Sweet,kind,determined..some one who’s always gonna be there and reliable..
Thanks for always being there Akeelia

“I wanna be a akeelia”
Akeelia by Theeonlyone1 March 10, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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