I cant lie Akintola's are naturally athletic don with a big ding don Akintola's are literally the funniest people you'll ever meet. They are really good at an sport they participate in and will never make rumours are talk bad about you and are never scared to tell you the truth.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).