I cant lie Akintola's are naturally athletic don with a big ding don Akintola's are literally the funniest people you'll ever meet. They are really good at an sport they participate in and will never make rumours are talk bad about you and are never scared to tell you the truth.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.