Akhila. She’s literally the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. Don’t get on her bad side or she will kill you. She’s really loving, but maybe not super obvious about it. She doesn’t trust people that easily, but once you earn her trust she’s one of those people that you could hit up when your seventy with a problem and they’ll come through. She’s super smart and funny. Pretty hot too, probably has a smoking body. If you end up dating her or even marrying her you are literally the luckiest person on this planet and never let that bitch go. If she even likes you back then damnnnn. Saying it again, do not get on her bad side or you will die in the most humiliating way possible. So if you are privileged enough to have an Akhila in your life, make sure you treat her right and keep her close. She’s the type of person to have a lot of friends but have a pretty tight circle and if you ever get to that inner circle of trusted friends then she would literally die for you. Even though her name means complete she doesn’t feel that way without her loved ones, so don’t mess with them either. If you go for someone she loves then she will beat your ass up. period. She hates lying too, so be honest with her even if it’s a little rude because she can take it. She’s not one of those sensitive pussys. She does have feelings, but unless your part of that inner circle you can’t really get under her skin. Lesson of the day: GET YOURSELF AN AKHILA AND HOLD ON TO HER.

girl 1: Do you know what Akhila did for me?

girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised

guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous

guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell

Akhila by samthesnake June 9, 2020

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akhila

An Indian (from India) name meaning complete, total, and a SROTU.

The Indian goddess Akhila is the supreme ruler of the universe.

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akhila is the best person on this planet. she's the epitome of womanliness and the greatest awesomest super cool non muggle ever. nobody will ever realise that she's a big blessing to the universe. she can love you like nobody else but if you ever ill treat her, she can be a little colder than Verkhoyansk.

anybody who messed with her at one point in life: "Hey watch out, that's akhila over there! stay away else you'll _f.r.e.e.z.e_"
anybody who she loves: "Hey watch out, that's my girl akhila coming with her wand and the love potion that I'll never need"

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Aghilan

discord mod/weeb. always says hmmmm or 🤔 for every question. but very nice dude.

Me: Agh, can I please use the bathroom?

Aghilan: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Ahilan

Ahilan (adj)
SLANG/ Something that is awesome or a state of being awesome.

Person 1: Hey i wrote a book
Person 2: Can I read it?
Person 1: No, you are not Ahilan enough to handle it.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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