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An amazing or wholesome person. It is a person who would always remain an awesome friend.
He's such an ajoe.
Ajoe by Kryptonire November 24, 2021

Can I have a Joe? 

The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.
Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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Can I have a Joe? by oofthetic March 9, 2018

a Joe job 

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.
a Joe job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

pulled a joe 

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you
yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe
1. A cup of coffee. The term originates from former U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels; when Daniels banned alcohol from Navy vessels, soldiers instead drank coffee and grudgingly came up with the term.
2. A pair of coffee shops in Raleigh, North Carolina; incidently, both are only a few miles from Daniels' former residence.
1. Pour me a cup a joe, would ya?
2. Let's go to Cup A Joe and get some coffee.
Cup A Joe by Jared P March 18, 2006

drop a joe

To take a crap that is very noisy usually totally destroying the toilet bowl leaving clingers (pieces of shit that cling to the bowl, sometimes even the rim of the toilet where one would think that poo could never end up). Usually people outside of the bathroom, even in a totally different room can hear what is going on in there and make dirty faces.
"oh my God do you hear that. That is grose. He is dropping a major joe.

"He ate 4 borritos for lunch he is going to go drop a Joe some time soon. We need to leve ASAP if we don't want to get sick"
drop a joe by The A1 February 4, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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