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A stupid bitch who sucks male cocks or it might be gay or asshole!
Hey, bro look at him

Who is that?
He is Aitol
Aitol by Pushka April 16, 2020
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A person with the name "Aitor" usually comes from a part of Europe. He is know to be good with the ladies. However, most girls don't even bother getting to know him better because they classify him as "One of those guys". People mainly know him for his kindness, rare personality, and athleticism. Aitor is someone you don't want to mess with. If he ever gives you a death stare, just know that he will dismantle you. He isn't a fake friend and will be with you even in the darkest of times. Aitor will give a girl the greatest sex they'll ever have. They'll never forget how he made them feel in bed. Overall, if you are lucky enough to cross paths with an Aitor, do everything possible to keep him a part of your life because there isn't many boys like him. Once he's gone, he's gone.
Girl 1: Guys, Aitor will be meeting with us later

Girl 2: The sound of his names gives me an orgasm. This is the 7th time today!
Girl 1: Wow, I wonder how bad it is when he's actually with us
Girl 2: Oh trust me, it gets messy down there...
Aitor by loomer23 November 18, 2017
Related Words
Aitol • aitoliko • astolfo • aioli • aitly • AITO • Aitor • antolin • Aidolopolopolodia • Aiol

Astolfo Effect 

A phenomenon where a historical (or otherwise original) figure gets overshadowed by its version from modern culture. Named after Astolfo, who is originally a character from a French legend, but most people nowadays know him from the Fate anime franchise as the guy who looks like a girl, also referred to as trap or femboy.
Most prominent if you try to look their images up. There are even more famous examples, such as the infamous dictator Nero Claudius.
A: I tried to search for some pictures of this guy for my school presentation but all I could find was this anime girl for some reason.
B: Yeah, that's the Astolfo effect for you.
Astolfo Effect by chrisprattjudah December 31, 2021
The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.
Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute

Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy

Friend 3: Oh shit
Astolfo by Neoshrimp January 11, 2021
The usage of the phrase "at all" using a British accent, derived from Martin Tyler's commentary in Fifa's 2007-present. Used to emphasize "at all" to a deeper extent.
Man I told dat nigga Markiecieous that he didn't have table manners Atolle!
Atolle by Tyler Twisty's August 2, 2011
An abbreviation for "ass is the laugh of off" used mostly in text. Similar to "lmao" and "lol".
Man, the time you called an ATV a truck was so funny aitloo
aitloo by doesnthaveaname May 28, 2021
The name given to an absolute god. Popular with the ladies, a lad with the men. Feared for his strength, be it mental or physical, and respected for his kindness. The mere word of his name make girls moist. He is the funniest and most loved of the group, whenever he speaks everyone listens. An Aitor is defiantly NOT one you would want to argue with, but if good friends with him, he will most likely resist from roasting your ass. He would go well with most non-frigid girls but he is never going to last as most hot chick around him might be a bit too much to resist...
Girl 1: Hey did you hear that Aitor is hanging out with us again?
Girl 2: Oh please stop. I already masturbated once today already...
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