AirCool

A special GoGo substance to help you stay litty during a 72 hour stream.

Man, I'm so glad Evan came through with that AirCool. I would have crashed so hard without it!

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aircoholic

An annoyingly fastidious abstainer who claims to be high on life

Man, I went out on a date with this aircoholic, who wouldn't even have a single drink since she was "high on life."

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A condition characterized by an extreme tendency to fall asleep as soon as the airplane takes off.

The best thing about having aircolepsy is that is makes flights go by much faster.

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