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Air-Pump 

Air-Pump

When a person (male or female) places their lips upon a mans anus and use their hands (or feet if skills are at an advanced level) to jack the man off. The man must fart into the persons mouth before he ejaculates otherwise there is a "leak" in the air pump.
Steve really enjoys his hand jobs, but once in awhile he loves to get a good air-pump in.

Cindy tried the air-pump on Dave, but she couldn't work it hard enough and he filled her up like a balloon.
Air-Pump by thepartyBoy41 August 30, 2009
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air pump 

Air pumping is the act of squelching your face into a ball before making an unholy air sound, as a pump does.
"I only air pump now" "Doctor harya"
air pump by bart900.clark@2 March 30, 2025

Free Air Pump 

Air that is offered for free for tires through a small pancake compressor operated off a 200 foot 16 gauge extension cord that constantly pops the breaker in a small dirty tire shop. This idea to offer to customers originated several years ago from a Dominican native known has General Nunez after settling in a small run down steel mill community in seek of the Spanish minority dream of trying to pull a fast one , or a scam to make a quick buck.
The free air pump is often used to inflate sex dolls.

Durning music fest Jose kids pop tires to attract business to the free air pump.
Free Air Pump by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

dirty airpump 

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
dirty airpump by jakoel May 13, 2011

airpump mode

Recreating airpump motions with blow jobs, while making the "doooof dooof doooof" sound effect.
Me - "Damn Cindy came over the other day, and I put that bitch in airpump mode."

Homeboy - "That's what's up fool."
airpump mode by Gv Hood September 25, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026