Air Academy High School

Air Academy High School (AAHS) is located on the Air Force base in Colorado Springs. The #4 rated best public school in colorado springs full of inconsiderate rich pricks, all predominately white. The students drive G-Wagins, Mercedes, Jeeps, and Mustangs when teachers drive KIAs. This school has too much school spirt. Staff compares the campus to a minimum security prison, based on the fact that you must present ID to heavily armed MPs simply to get to school everyday, not to mention there are 2 cameras for every one hallway. 49% of people walk in late with dutch, 49% are nicotine addicts, making the other 2% black people, who insist on making large swarms & having "hoorahs" in the hallway, constantly shouting things such as "Aye" "Nigguh" & "Young Money" while holding up the famous gang sign. The only successful "sports teams" are band and boys soccer. On a foggy morning it looks like fucking Silent Hill. The mascot is a fictional bird called a "Kadet" (pronounced: fucking retarded), a miserable spin-off of the Cadets that attend the College on the same base. Overall this school is shit, but the best kinda of shit. Your classmates can become your siblings. This school is something.

Alex: “Hey Zach wanna go to park and ride tonight?”

Zach: “Nah, id rather not be a snotty Air Academy High School kid.”

Air Academy High School by Lukeinsquid May 1, 2019