Ahorn

A term which may used interchangably with asshole, as well as an endearing term for a person who just did something silly, stupid, laughable or downright absurd. Can also be used as an exclamation of frustration.

"Ugh all guys are ahorns"

"Did you just wet yourself? You freakin' ahorn!"

"I lost my wallet! AHORN!!!!"

Ahorn by Melody Koch September 28, 2005

National Sally Acorn Day 

May 14th, the day that celebrates Sonic character Princess Sally Acorn, who debuted in Sonic SatAM and made the rounds in Archie’s line of Sonic comics before they were cancelled and the character was sadly put into retirement.

Oh boy, it’s National Sally Acorn Day!

National Sally Acorn Day by FormalAmyRose May 12, 2020

Sally Acorn 

A Character True Sonic fans love no matter all the sad sonamy fans hateful messages and comments

"Oh yeah Sally Acorn was a great leader and fighter to her people".

Sally Acorn by iamatruedemon January 9, 2021

ahona 

Ahona is a person who is very lively and beautiful inside and outside. She is crazy and weird but in a good way. She is a genuine friend and if you have her a friend you are a lucky person. Ahona makes you happy just like first ray of sunshine after long dark days.

Get yourself a Ahona

ahona by Chirpingchicken December 3, 2016

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.

Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely

enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Acorn in a Fur Coat 

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

Acorn in a Fur Coat by reversefront September 3, 2016

Ahort

When your friend tries to write the word “short” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”

Bec ur boys ahort

Ahort by Ahort. February 3, 2018