Ahmed's Mask

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Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.

Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.

Ahmed's Mask by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022

Words you can keep

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad Aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Father is a very famous figure in Pakistan, especially in Lahore. His name is Hamza Asad and he impregnated Ahmed’s Mother by rapping her when she was 9.

Oh no Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad is coming!!!

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad by AbdullahAliHakeemSheikhGujjar February 28, 2022

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Mom

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’ mother is a very famous person. Especially in Lahore, She is know as the whore of the town.. The most famous prostitute. People also say she is the most beautiful women they had ever seen. She gets pain 200,000 rs per night and is mostly found in DHA phase 5 roaming.

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom is coming at our house tonight, so prepare the bed.

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Mom by AbdullahAliHakeemSheikhGujjar February 27, 2022

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

Ahmed Shah Massoud by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Ahmed Salem

He is an amazing person once you get to know him, he is also a freak who is really horny. He is best friends with Amr And Mazen. He is also really funny but skinny which lowers his confidence

Hi Ahmed Salem you are so funny

Ahmed Salem by Gold hero October 28, 2019

ahmed suleiman

A good person that is usually sitting around you and helps you in arabic subjects like national studies

Ahmed suleiman is very intelligent

ahmed suleiman by Sl2x.me December 4, 2019

Ahmed Shaaban Ismail Gad Ismail Haroon

This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever

Hey have you seen Ahmed shaaban Ismail gad Ismail Haroon?
Nah he's hanging out with lara

Ahmed Shaaban Ismail Gad Ismail Haroon by you could say I'm your bsf bsf November 21, 2023

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026