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That boy agk don’t play wit him
Agk by BigAGK February 15, 2022
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AGK Episode 

Short for Angry German Kid Episode. A reaction resulting from a lot of anger and rage, typically at video games. Usually results in a broken keyboard and lots of screaming.
Some dude was continuously getting killed out of nowhere and then had an AGK episode. He smashed his keyboard repeatedly on his desk.
AGK Episode by Anonover9000 October 21, 2011
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andrew_agk 

andrew_agk is a techtoker that hates huawei2v and has a s7 edge
person:de cate ori i-ai dat hate lu huawei2v

andrew_agk:nici nu pot sa numar asa de mult
andrew_agk by HamburgerBomb July 17, 2022
Acronym for "Ati Ghanghor Kalyug Plus Zamana Kharab" which loosely translates to "The age of downfall is here and the times are bad"
Hypebeast: *voices his opinion*
No-one:
Res-Bhakts: AGKPZK hai.
AGKPZK by MisterHypeBeast June 19, 2019
A total bean. In the countryhumans fandom- loves the smell of feet
Oh my god its Agkiki

Yes
agkiki by Norchi and Souja November 8, 2020

agknobstick 

Man 1: Hey, do you think she'd wanna go on a date with me?

Man 2: They woman? Nah pal, she's agknobstick. I'd wait a while.
agknobstick by Teabag 23 May 15, 2018
I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.😭😭😭😭😭😆
Agkshata was crying hysterically about being kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.
agkshata by Namesorwhat January 20, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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