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A form of fedpost that doesn't involve calls for violence or illegal actions but consists of opinions, positions, or takes that only a federal agent or infiltrator would express—designed to demobilize political movements or defend the status quo from within. Agentposts are subtle: they sow doubt, promote division, advocate for "realistic" positions that undermine movement goals, or spread demoralizing narratives about inevitable failure. They don't break rules; they break spirits. They don't call for illegal action; they call for no action at all. Agentposting is the art of demobilization through apparently reasonable discourse—the infiltrator's weapon of choice in online political spaces.
Example: "Every time the movement gained momentum, a user would appear with an agentpost: 'This will never work, we need to be realistic, we should focus on smaller goals.' The arguments were reasonable, measured, hard to counter. But their effect was always the same: demobilization, division, delay. Whether actual agent or just useful idiot, the agentpost did its work: slowing the movement with the appearance of wisdom."
Agentpost by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026
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Agendapost 

An internet post, often in the form of a meme, that serves no purpose other than to express the OP's opinions while making no attempt at humor.
Get this agendapost outta here, we want to laugh, not read your fuckin opinions
Agendapost by Dr. Steppon-Legho April 22, 2021

Agentosexual 

A person who can change their sexual orientation at will, whenever they like.
“I was lesbian yesterday, I’m asexual today, and I will be bisexual tomorrow. But so I don’t confuse people, I call myself agentosexual.”

agentloot 

This person has connections with swaggy_agent. A long lost fortnite tiktoker. He was most known for his games and agency with multiple secret agents. One agent being Sharky._.Games
AgentLoot is long lost in his story line.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026