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A form of fedpost that doesn't involve calls for violence or illegal actions but consists of opinions, positions, or takes that only a federal agent or infiltrator would express—designed to demobilize political movements or defend the status quo from within. Agentposts are subtle: they sow doubt, promote division, advocate for "realistic" positions that undermine movement goals, or spread demoralizing narratives about inevitable failure. They don't break rules; they break spirits. They don't call for illegal action; they call for no action at all. Agentposting is the art of demobilization through apparently reasonable discourse—the infiltrator's weapon of choice in online political spaces.
Example: "Every time the movement gained momentum, a user would appear with an agentpost: 'This will never work, we need to be realistic, we should focus on smaller goals.' The arguments were reasonable, measured, hard to counter. But their effect was always the same: demobilization, division, delay. Whether actual agent or just useful idiot, the agentpost did its work: slowing the movement with the appearance of wisdom."
Agentpost by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026
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Agendapost 

An internet post, often in the form of a meme, that serves no purpose other than to express the OP's opinions while making no attempt at humor.
Get this agendapost outta here, we want to laugh, not read your fuckin opinions
Agendapost by Dr. Steppon-Legho April 22, 2021

Agentosexual 

A person who can change their sexual orientation at will, whenever they like.
“I was lesbian yesterday, I’m asexual today, and I will be bisexual tomorrow. But so I don’t confuse people, I call myself agentosexual.”

agentloot 

This person has connections with swaggy_agent. A long lost fortnite tiktoker. He was most known for his games and agency with multiple secret agents. One agent being Sharky._.Games
AgentLoot is long lost in his story line.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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