Aftastrophe 

The After Movie

The movie was an Aftastrophe

Aftastrophe by Afterfan July 10, 2019

fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

fatastrophe by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

Asstastrophe 

A situation that occurs when a blind date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly common occurence among online daters.

"How was your date last night with that lawyer you met online?"

"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"

Asstastrophe by Minnebarista March 13, 2008

Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

Fatastrophe by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

asstastrophe 

combining the words “ass” and “catastrophe”, it’s a term for an excessively large, messy, and odorous bowel movement

“Damn! I just had an asstastrophe in the bathroom, you might want to spray some Febreze in there”

asstastrophe by tl77 November 26, 2010

Antistrophe

1.The choral movement in classical Greek drama in the oppostite direction from that of the strophe.
2. A totally awesome zine/interactive art experience.

Those girls who write Antistrophe are so awesome, I bet they're also totally hot.

Antistrophe by Jaksun April 16, 2005

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.

I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.

fatastrophe by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010