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An African name, originated in Nigeria. Very common in Africa but rarely see in the US. Often pronounced by americans as "Afofo" or "Ophyso". The correct pronunciation is "Office-oh". Name personalities: calm, caring, polite, quiet, friendly and often prone to giggle at random times. However, this name is also connected to many cases of pedophilia.
"Afoso is my BFF"
"Do you know that girl Afoso? Shes so nice"
"First name, Afoso, arrested for the abuse of a minor"
Afoso by pinkitty136 February 21, 2009
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Afsoons normally have brown curly hair and brown eyes. It is a Persian name. Afsoons are very sweet and kind, but be patient, they can flip out. Afsoons are very good athletes and have bright futures. Not to mention their beauty.
That girl is such an afsoon
afsoon by Handle2020 March 2, 2018
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Afoso • afonso • afoot • Afonso Veiga • Afoot-fetish • afsoon • aroso • Abososa • ADOSO • afolor
Afonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.
Girl 1: “is that Afonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo fitttttt”
Afonso by afonso_0728 April 30, 2021
Afonso is a dreamer, multi-talented, handsome and sociable.

he is faithful to his beloved, music is his passion and brilliant in academics .
I'm proud to be called Afonso
Afonso by burna boy 1 October 6, 2019
A shorter way to say “air forced out of nose” when describing a reaction to a meme.
Used opposed to lol.
Person one: *sends meme*
Person two: “Afoon”
Afoon by Alios735 May 26, 2020

luke afonso 

FUCKING HELL, SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE AFONSO
luke afonso by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018
Afonso is that guy everyone likes. He is really attractive and every girl is after him. He is the most funny guy to be around. He is always thinking of jokes and stupid shit to do. Sometimes too much.
He also is the best, everyone respects him and tries to be like him.

Afonso is that guy who will dominate the world and do everything he wants.
Girl 1: Who's that cute guy?
Girl 2: It's Afonso. Go follow him on Instagram.
Girl 1: On itt!! I'll give him a few likes too!
Afonso by DuengeWadidu July 1, 2019
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