Afghan goggles

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The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.

John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.

Afghan goggles by benjiclayton March 22, 2008

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afgan goggles

A type of humiliation that a gay man can do to a straight man to show victory over him. The homosexual places both testicles into both the losers eyes, obviously done to an unconcious opponent. This can be catagorised as 'happy slapping.'

"How do thoes Afgan goggles fit sucker!"

afgan goggles by Sean_David_Iley April 22, 2008

Related Words

Afghan goggles • Afghani Goggles • afgan goggles • afghan • Afghan Pullout • Afghan Girl • afghan goo • afghan kabob • Afghan kush • Afghan Meal

Afghani Goggles

Gay assed name for the Arabian Goggles!!!!!
Afghani Goggles!?!?!?! wtf???
It's Arabian Goggles, and it's going to stay that way

Who the hell invented the crap name; Afghani Goggles?

Afghani Goggles by macdaddy June 10, 2004

Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.

Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.

Afghani Goggles by Hammy November 24, 2003

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026