THE GOD OF THE ANCIENT RUSSIAN DICKS. his dick was too big to register and that why Ill be the first. finest bitch of the motherland, but do not piss him off because he will appear in your room at 3am to wipe out your family. Also the biggest party animal in the motherland, just hit him up along w his other mafia homies to get lit until next morning (as long as you not sus and out to catch these hands you should be good)has too many hoes that we lost count, it's said he fucks at least ten of em at the same time. Can at least pound down his entire vodka stock and still survive, rumor goes he's immortal.
"dude, You heard about THE Russian of all russians, Afanas?"
"yes how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
"yes how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
by Vodkavirgin April 20, 2021
Get the Afanas mug.THE GOD OF THE ANCIENT RUSSIAN DICKS. his dick was too big to register and that why Ill be the first. finest bitch of the motherland, but do not piss him off because he will appear in your room at 3am to wipe out your family. Also the biggest party animal in the motherland, just hit him up along w his other mafia homies to get lit until next morning (as long as you not sus and out to catch these hands you should be good)has too many hoes that we lost count, it's said he fucks at least ten of em at the same time. Can at least pound down his entire vodka stock and still survive, rumor goes he's immortal.
"If you do not like me I don't really care, spend a night with me and you will think differently "
- afanas Alexei velkov, 2021
"If you do not like me I don't really care, spend a night with me and you will think differently "
- afanas Alexei velkov, 2021
"dude, You heard about THE Russian of all russians, Afanas?"
"blyat how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
"ye he'll probably murder everyone who thinks differently anyway🙄🤚🏻"
"he can murder me and I'd be thankful😳"
"blyat how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
"ye he'll probably murder everyone who thinks differently anyway🙄🤚🏻"
"he can murder me and I'd be thankful😳"
by Vodkavirgin April 20, 2021
Get the Afanas mug.Afanas Alexei velkov, the Russian sex God and most feared mafia boss of all. It's said the only reason he's still walking freely in Russia to this very day is because the cops piss their pants just thinking about him and I don't blame them at all. Either that or they are scared they will get attacked by fangirls if they even manage to capture him. We register women claiming they've had sex with him daily but theres only about a hundred of them we believe, because their faces spoke volumes. And DAMN, I won't even get started on those stories. Made me fall of my chair. I should inform wattpad. *CHEFFSKISS*
"You'd like to know about my sex life? well you'd like to know don't you, such a shame you'll have to beg for it."
*devilish grin*
"You'd like to know about my sex life? well you'd like to know don't you, such a shame you'll have to beg for it."
*devilish grin*
"Did you hear about THAT girl, what was her name again?"
"dude there's so many, how am I supposed to know which one.... "
"afanas really is a wild one isn't he🤭 I thought her name was-"
"YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT COULDN'T WALK PROPERLY AFTER A WHOLE DAY OF IT??"
"YUP."
"dude idk, but if that was really..."
"I WOULD SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN TO BE IN HER PLACE"
"same bruv😩"
"dude there's so many, how am I supposed to know which one.... "
"afanas really is a wild one isn't he🤭 I thought her name was-"
"YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT COULDN'T WALK PROPERLY AFTER A WHOLE DAY OF IT??"
"YUP."
"dude idk, but if that was really..."
"I WOULD SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN TO BE IN HER PLACE"
"same bruv😩"
by Vodkavirgin April 20, 2021
Get the Afanas mug.An amazing smart and loving guy with dreamy eyes and long beautiful lashes, and the body of a greek god. Actually the cutest human being, everything he does is so adorable but he denies every compliment you give him.
You just want to squish his cute face and give him the biggest hug possible because he is just so sweet.
He acts tough in front of strangers and his friends, but is the biggest baby in private, and would probably hate to admit he loves to cuddle.
Always there for you no matter what, through the highs and the lows, which makes him even more amazing, if that's even possible.
As if he wasn't already perfect enough, he doesn't just have the body of a greek god... ;)
You just want to squish his cute face and give him the biggest hug possible because he is just so sweet.
He acts tough in front of strangers and his friends, but is the biggest baby in private, and would probably hate to admit he loves to cuddle.
Always there for you no matter what, through the highs and the lows, which makes him even more amazing, if that's even possible.
As if he wasn't already perfect enough, he doesn't just have the body of a greek god... ;)
Atanas is soooo hot, he's in 3 of my classes this semester. I should maybe ask him to study for finals with me
by That Curly-Haired Chick July 30, 2019
Get the Atanas mug.used by Samoans to classify those who have one Samoan parent and one Palagi parent. originates from the word "half-caste".
by MiSS LaRRy August 9, 2006
Get the afakasi mug.A word that means you are samoan mixed with something else. It originally means samoan and white, but it the world has changed so much today it just means samoan mixed with other.
by kuddywhat October 1, 2020
Get the Afakasi mug."Je suis un ananas. Donne-moi tout vous croissants."
I am a pineapple. Give me all your croissants.
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Pomme - Apple
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Framboise - Raspberry
I am a pineapple. Give me all your croissants.
Also works with:
Pamplemousse - Grapefruit
Pomme - Apple
Banane - Banana
Framboise - Raspberry
by Gallant0 April 30, 2008
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