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THE GOD OF THE ANCIENT RUSSIAN DICKS. his dick was too big to register and that why Ill be the first. finest bitch of the motherland, but do not piss him off because he will appear in your room at 3am to wipe out your family. Also the biggest party animal in the motherland, just hit him up along w his other mafia homies to get lit until next morning (as long as you not sus and out to catch these hands you should be good)has too many hoes that we lost count, it's said he fucks at least ten of em at the same time. Can at least pound down his entire vodka stock and still survive, rumor goes he's immortal.
"dude, You heard about THE Russian of all russians, Afanas?"
"yes how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
"yes how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
Afanas by Vodkavirgin April 20, 2021
Afanas
THE GOD OF THE ANCIENT RUSSIAN DICKS. his dick was too big to register and that why Ill be the first. finest bitch of the motherland, but do not piss him off because he will appear in your room at 3am to wipe out your family. Also the biggest party animal in the motherland, just hit him up along w his other mafia homies to get lit until next morning (as long as you not sus and out to catch these hands you should be good)has too many hoes that we lost count, it's said he fucks at least ten of em at the same time. Can at least pound down his entire vodka stock and still survive, rumor goes he's immortal.
"If you do not like me I don't really care, spend a night with me and you will think differently "
- afanas Alexei velkov, 2021
"If you do not like me I don't really care, spend a night with me and you will think differently "
- afanas Alexei velkov, 2021
"dude, You heard about THE Russian of all russians, Afanas?"
"blyat how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
"ye he'll probably murder everyone who thinks differently anyway🙄🤚🏻"
"he can murder me and I'd be thankful😳"
"blyat how can I not? that dudes scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."
"ye he'll probably murder everyone who thinks differently anyway🙄🤚🏻"
"he can murder me and I'd be thankful😳"
Afanas by Vodkavirgin April 20, 2021
Afanas
Afanas Alexei velkov, the Russian sex God and most feared mafia boss of all. It's said the only reason he's still walking freely in Russia to this very day is because the cops piss their pants just thinking about him and I don't blame them at all. Either that or they are scared they will get attacked by fangirls if they even manage to capture him. We register women claiming they've had sex with him daily but theres only about a hundred of them we believe, because their faces spoke volumes. And DAMN, I won't even get started on those stories. Made me fall of my chair. I should inform wattpad. *CHEFFSKISS*
"You'd like to know about my sex life? well you'd like to know don't you, such a shame you'll have to beg for it."
*devilish grin*
"You'd like to know about my sex life? well you'd like to know don't you, such a shame you'll have to beg for it."
*devilish grin*
"Did you hear about THAT girl, what was her name again?"
"dude there's so many, how am I supposed to know which one.... "
"afanas really is a wild one isn't he🤭 I thought her name was-"
"YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT COULDN'T WALK PROPERLY AFTER A WHOLE DAY OF IT??"
"YUP."
"dude idk, but if that was really..."
"I WOULD SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN TO BE IN HER PLACE"
"same bruv😩"
"dude there's so many, how am I supposed to know which one.... "
"afanas really is a wild one isn't he🤭 I thought her name was-"
"YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT COULDN'T WALK PROPERLY AFTER A WHOLE DAY OF IT??"
"YUP."
"dude idk, but if that was really..."
"I WOULD SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN TO BE IN HER PLACE"
"same bruv😩"
Afanas by Vodkavirgin April 20, 2021
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026