THE
GOD OF THE ANCIENT RUSSIAN DICKS. his dick was too big to register and that why
Ill be the first. finest bitch of the motherland, but do not piss him off because he
will appear in your room at 3am to wipe out your family. Also the biggest party animal in the motherland, just
hit him up along w his other mafia homies to get
lit until next morning (as long as you not sus and out to catch these hands you should be good)has too many hoes that we lost count, it's said he fucks at least ten of
em at the same time. Can at least pound down his entire vodka stock and still survive, rumor goes he's immortal.
"
dude, You heard about THE Russian of all russians, Afanas?"
"yes how can I not? that dudes
scary as hell but I must admit, he DOES have that swag."
"but fr, finest
man in the motherland."
"I'm SO jealous" *cry cry*
"AFANAS PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEEEE"😩
"AFANASSSS uhhhhh would you care to drink some vodka with me😳if you don't mind👉🏻👈🏻 and maybe do sumn more-"
"WE BELIEVE IN AFANAS SUPREMACYYYYY"
"but can he outdo Rasputin tho?"
"
dude don't make me laugh, of course he can."