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SPAM (spamicus awsomenus) 

And one day, in the mighty halls of the Carlislian wilderness, a child was born. Christened with an English name and submitted to the normative culture of the environ, he grew and built up a resorvoir of knowledge... and rock. And then, upon being found that his name was too hard to remember by some stoner camp counselor, he was knighted. He was granted from the mighty halls of nirvana and valhala (which are indeed two seperate places but are really close to eachother on Pitt St.) the name of glory, the awsome-est of awsome nomme de plume. From there on out, he was to be called SPAM!!! Then he learned to play guitar, learned of a magical elixir called "Firewater", and now is the most rockenist manbeast of all South-Central PA.
Spending a night with SPAM (spamicus awsomenus)
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Thing 1: "Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

Thing 2: "We could go to the diner."

Thing 1: "Nah, give Spam a call, see what he's doing. Maybe we can go jam."

Thing 2: "Ok"

Aromenous 

To have the scent of Love Making about you.
The scent of Coitus.

Aroma & Erogenous
The Couple exited the bedroom Aromenous,
You could scent the action as they walked passed.

AeroVenus 

AeroVenus is a small independent artist that literally no one has no fucking idea who he is. He makes music and videos on youtube.
What the fuck are you watching?? i'm watching an AeroVenus video
AeroVenus by AeroVenus June 4, 2018