To describe something that is an abortion in nature.
It is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. It is the antithesis of the word 'perfection' or 'orderly'. If something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.
a) "The whole situation between those two is abortious!"
To be so ridiculously attractive that "adorable" and "gorgeous" can't even match the extremity of such beauty. Mostly because "adorable" sounds "faggy".
You: Marion Cotillard is soooo adorable.
Friend: She's f**king hot. Or she's gorgeous. Not adorable. You sound like a fag when you say that.
You: Fine, she's f**king adorgeous.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.