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Ad Skips 

Defined as the way you can skip an ad. Example: In most mobile game ads there are small X buttons on the top right corner, this is how you skip the ad. Example 2: On youtube, ads will appear. Some ads are skippable but some aren't. Skippable ads can be skipped by waiting about 3-5 seconds then clicking the "Skip ad" button near the bottom right corner.
Person 1: "Hey check out this cool game I found
Person 2: "Its a cool game but there are way too many ads!"
Person 1: "Its a good thing that you can use the Ad Skips"
Person 2: "its still fucking annoying"
Ad Skips by NovyGG December 21, 2022
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ad-skip assistant 

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
ad-skip assistant by QuacksO October 20, 2021
A button you press so that you dont have to waste your time of watching the damn ad
Me: Im going to press skip ad
skip ad by Ali1337 January 30, 2020
A button you sometimes have to thank YouTube for adding
This ad always comes up :(
Thank goodness there’s a skip add button on each one :)
Skip Ad by a normal due July 25, 2019

"skip ad" cursor-hover 

The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".
Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!
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