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is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? 

“is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?”

Nope

The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION

▪ ▪ ▪An incurable mind virus unleashed by scientists in the 1970s▪ ▪ ▪▪ ▪ ▪An unprecedented social experiment involving every human mind▪ ▪ ▪▪ ▪ ▪An infamous psychological challenge that broke game theory

Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.

Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.

Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?
"SON OF A BITCH I LOST 'THE GAME '!!!!!

Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&

The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION
The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION by Kyluv September 10, 2019

An actual propper definition for once in my life 

When an defition in the urban dictionary isn't a joke definition
Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life

posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary 

"posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary"

Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: Good to know.

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
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