acquire

v. Highly technical military term, meaning "to steal." Generally used in an operational setting. Stolen resources are typically the spoils of pilfering another unit's equipment.

Platoon Sergeant to Private: where the fuck is your Kevlar (helmet)? You better find it before Close of Business!!

(as the sergeant leaves)

Specialist to private: don't worry about it, we'll "acquire" one from third platoon.

by roosterduck January 31, 2009

acquire

steal

police: so, where exactly did you get (piece of expensive software / movie / album / any and every type of modern media / gold bullion / etc.) from?

you: why, i 'acquired' it from a 'reputable' 'vendor', sir!

police: okay, move along

you: trollface.png

by Gloone June 9, 2011

Acquire your bitch

When a business man negotiates a deal to "take another man's bitch.". It is typically a generally smooth transaction

Tommy will acquire your bitch, while wearing his suit, with just one phone call

by Yehsgsvdhakwoxjbw October 15, 2016

Acquire An Amount

An alternative to "Get Some!"

"Acquire an amount BITCH!"

by DJ 9 August 12, 2006

Acquire the dough

You see in life when you get the dough you can do anything

First you need to acquire the dough and then you can do whatever you want

by AcquireTheDoeLTD September 25, 2025

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.

1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"

by 05ProStock June 11, 2009

tactically acquire

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?

by Kreator89 February 7, 2010