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The boy you've liked since the moment you met him. He has nice eyes and funny hair. He makes you smile. He's amazing. You love him but you can never show how much.
PERSON 1: Ya like jazz?
Person 2: No, I like Aeden.
Aeden by Deadpepper January 18, 2017
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Is a person with a GIANT ass dick.
Person 1: so how big was his HUNK OF JUNK?
Person 2: IT WAS AEDEN SIZED!!!
Aeden by TheguywiththenameAeden November 26, 2018

Acidental Motorboat 

When you walk around a corner, typically in a building with many people(school,bank,foodlion,popeyes chicken(lots of black people there)walmart, ect)and you head just so happens to fall right into a pair of unsuspecting breasts and jiggles around in them for about 5.7 seconds or longer.
Dude! I was walking out of third period and turned the corner too sharp and ran into this big boobed slut and had and Acidental Motorboat,it was amazing!
biggest normie ever. he is cool, he is just also a huge normie though
aeden: *sends privated account meme*
everyone else: aeden you absolute NORMIE oh my god
aeden by presleyishere September 18, 2019
An African King.
Aeden is an African King who you can only see when he smiles becuase his teeth light up the room.

Person 1: Did you see King Aeden last Sunday?

Person 2: No

Person 1: I did, after he smiled
Aeden by Dylan26 August 21, 2008
Unforeseen accident that happens to somebody while tripping on Acid!
"Man, I acidentially tried to pull a badge from a cop to see details on it better!"

"I thought I hooked up with a girl, but she was a graffiti. What an acident!"
acident by acident December 9, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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