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accreditation

A total scam brought about by a good old boys club and federal government criminals to bilk dumb college brats out of their dads money, and thereby send them away with a so called education where thay are more stupid when they leave than when they started.
My University has accreditation.
accreditation by Phil Rant, PHD December 17, 2007

self-accreditation

Self-accreditation is a process by which training providers create evidence or proof of learning content without involving third-party organizations. This method is particularly popular in contexts where no external regulator or authority is mandated to provide quality control of learning content. Self-accreditation allows training providers to demonstrate their high standards by publishing the aims of the learning event, the skills transferred, and the outcomes achieved. Self-accreditation involves providing evidence of a training or learning event by combining the training content aims, skills, and outcomes with the training provider's details into a single verifiable and auditable document. This process can be applied to various types of learning content, including micro-learning and training courses that do not fall under the remit of a regulator .
This courses is self-accreditated but its provider. Microsoft's accreditation of trainers is a good example of self-accreditation.
self-accreditation by kekszemu August 17, 2024

marijuana accredation degree 

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.
A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

Accredidating

When a student or professor seduces their institution's accreditation commissioner.
Here at Hampshire College, we have severe accreditation eligibility problems relating to our financial inability to graduate an incoming class, but that's okay, we have one of our students accredidating one of the commissioners.
Accredidating by Phaedo March 23, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026