Abynthe 

Means time dilation

Abynthe is interesting

Abynthe by Fluroantimonic June 5, 2025

absynthe 

How an idiot spells absinthe.

"dude you ever had absynthe? it's some good shit!"
"no you fucking moron, but i've had absinthe."

absynthe by JoshuaThomas April 18, 2005

absynthemindedness 

The greatest emotion known to man. The intoxication from excess consumption of absynthe.

*Seven shots of Absynthe past midnight*

Bro 1: DUUUUDE I just stole a panda from the zoo and raped its brains out!

Bro 2: That's some crazy shit!

*Next morning*

Bro 1: Did I just lose my virginity to a panda?

Bro 2: dude, its cool. don't blame yourself, blame the absynthemindedness..

absynthemindedness by dailypandasex September 28, 2010

avyntheluzer

Leader of the Purple Luzers,
funny person and wears swaggy shirts 😍👻
amazing artist!!
literally my icon.

avyntheluzer must have a sore back from carrying the purple luzers
why are you not following avyntheluzer?

avyntheluzer by notaotter July 13, 2021

absynthe 

an extremely strong liquor that makes you hallucinate. illegal in the u.s

Scotty and coop drank so much absynthe they saw green fairies but didn't feel a thing.

absynthe by greg January 18, 2005

asynthetic 

Asynthetical is a term describing someone who creates synthetic relationships for others that they often believe too much in. An asynthetic person will often believe they have romantic feelings for others that they are just friends with, and these feelings can seem to develop very quickly. Asynthetic people can still feel love and have normal friendships but often when having friendships with whom they are attracted, they will develop these synthetic feelings. These feelings often lead to them realizing that they entered a relationship that they only felt friendly with. An asynthetic, although seeming flirty, is often wanting others to care about them and wants to be in a relationship which can cause them to attatch to those they don’t know and regret being with later. Asynthetic people are kind and caring and often are hurt because of it. An Asynthetic person can also feel very strong love and then be quite hurt when somebody whose feelings develop slower doesn’t feel the same love for them. As such, Asynthetic people have very quick mood fluctuations and can feel the extremes of depression and euphoria in the same moment. Asynthetic people can have any attraction being straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, pan-sexual, asexual, etc… People often mistake the gender identity or sexuality of Asynthetic people. Asynthetic people have a strong dislike for being told that they seem a different sexuality, and they will often request you respect who they are and let them be about it.

As an Asynthetic person, Sam had always worried about the thoughts and feelings they had until they realized they were not alone.

asynthetic by AsyntheticSupport May 30, 2022

absynthe 

REALLY strong liquor! tastes like ouzo! get's you all f***** up! You may see the "green fairy" after a few shots!

Dude - did you see that pink elephant over there?

absynthe by Haikiebas84 January 20, 2005