absynthemindedness

The greatest emotion known to man. The intoxication from excess consumption of absynthe.

*Seven shots of Absynthe past midnight*

Bro 1: DUUUUDE I just stole a panda from the zoo and raped its brains out!

Bro 2: That's some crazy shit!

*Next morning*

Bro 1: Did I just lose my virginity to a panda?

Bro 2: dude, its cool. don't blame yourself, blame the absynthemindedness..

by dailypandasex September 28, 2010