To get away with disappearing the funds destined for people in need, and playvictim after being discovered.
Q: What happened to the money we raised for ghe Children Hospital?
A: Billy abudineated the shit off it.
Q: Did he go to jail?
A: Nah. He got a promotion.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'