Abstracting

that feeling when you ponder the meaning of your existence for so long that your body starts abstracting and losing its form and function

Jax has totally been abstracting in the last few episodes of the Digital Circus.

Abstracting by souljainaminuteboii December 28, 2025

abstractionist

An advocate of ideas rather than the people which create an sustain the ideas, as exemplified by those who advocate Western culture (philosophy, law and order, economy, civility, morals, etc.) without advocating for Westernkind.

"He/She loves Hegelian thought, but has no interest in recapturing our destiny as a people. He/She is an Abstractionist."

abstractionist by wellbeing advocate August 22, 2020

Peterson Level of Abstraction 

A level of specificity too specific to be of concern to a layperson, but that is often discussed at great length by those concerned with minute details of the subject matter.

A: "But if the transmutation statute requiring written evidence kicks in after 1985, you can rebut the 1984 Anti-Lucas joint tenancy presumption written requirement with an oral or implied transmutation agreement from 1984 through 1985. And conversely, the oral or written rebuttal before the 1987 Anti-Lucas Joint Title Presumption can overcome the transmutation requirement from 1985 through 1987, right guys?"

B: "I guess... but do we really need to know all that? That sounds like a Peterson Level of Abstraction you're getting to there."

Peterson Level of Abstraction by In re Marriage of Mix April 30, 2010

zero cost abstraction

A buzzword usually uttered by someone trying to sell you the idea that you should rewrite your project in Rust. It supposedly means "free" abstractions that don't come with overheads and penalties, but in reality they're anything but free.

If you hear someone use the term zero cost abstraction unironically, run as fast as you possibly can because you're cornered by a snake oil salesman.

zero cost abstraction by CrazyDev November 14, 2021

Manifest Abstraction 

Something not worth thinking about.

"Dude, what you're saying is a manifest abstraction, You are never going to get that girl. She's much too hot to exist in your world."

Manifest Abstraction by Luddz May 17, 2015

Smack Attracting 

When someone is begging to get hit.

Man that dude over there is smack attracting, he must really wanna get beat

Smack Attracting by hans mgee June 12, 2009

Attracting Lesbian Vampires 

A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.

God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.

Attracting Lesbian Vampires by pdxpunk July 4, 2010