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One of the sons of King David who staged a coup to overthrow his father, but he was unsuccessful and later killed by David's general Joab. The name in Hebrew is Avshalom which means "Father of Peace."
"My son Absalom! O my son, my son Absalom! If only I had died instead of you! O Absalom, my son, my son!" 2 Sam 19:1b JPS
absalom by Matrix4Yeshua June 12, 2005
Honourfull society of internet gamers.
They took utopiaa game beyond the usual level and through strength, honour and silence they archieved goals out of the ordinary. Fair gameplay, tireless effort and endurance made the name of the society a legend.
Hey they raped you?
No they are Absalom they don't do that.
Could I ask for a cease fire?
Yes they are absalom they will listen.
Was it a one in one war?
Of course, they were absalom
absalom by Doran_nl September 4, 2004
Absalom is a boy who’s best friends name is R0N. His friends call him Barney
I am the B-Bot of „Absalom?!“
Absalom by Absalom94 December 29, 2021

Absolomb 

the belief and ability to love someone endlessly, regardless of time and place
his love for her was absolomb
Absolomb by Relhapse September 3, 2016
A cool ass demon who fucks girls for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast
Guy 1: Yo bro, Abselom just fucked your girl.
Guy 2: Aw shit man.
Abselom by Deuemytu June 18, 2015

absaloodles 

the cool way of saying absolutely... or the 2017 of saying absolutely...
Two guys are having a debate, the one guys says: "That guy is such a tjop" and in agreement the other says: "Absaloodles"
My friend asked if I like to surf, I replied "Absaloodles"
absaloodles by saboytjie November 18, 2017