Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)

A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.

Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022

Related Words

Abreka • abrek • abrekebabra • Arek • abree • abreanna • abrev • abreve • abreya • Abeke

Abrakachalla

Derives from the dutch slang word “challa” (meaning gone, left or lost etc.) and the traditional magic phrase abrakadabra.

Both of them fused into ‘abrakachalla’ defines that something is magically missing or lost.

Ik keek heel even om en meteen was mijn telefoon abrakachalla gewoon.

Noh man, Vincent is er niet hij is allang abrakachalla.

Abrakachalla by HANO-sempai November 3, 2019

Abree

A funny ,kind , sweet heart whos attractive, and has many friends she is a goddess

Omg that GIRLS an Abree

Abree by Macie poo April 8, 2018

abreanna

Sexy goddess with a big booty and nice boobs . She get all the guy , she also gets the D ..she usually has brown curly hair and is tall

1)Wow look at her she is so hot

2)yep that abreanna

abreanna by Nickonick March 23, 2017

Ms.Abreu

A Spanish teacher thats gets annoyed by her students playing a song by Kanye West.

She despises food and drinks in her class but she drinks water. SMH

Works at Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy

*student plays song*

Ms.Abreu: "WHO EVER IS PLAYING THAT SHUT THAT OFF!!!"

Me: "Oh my FUCK Ms.Abreu, STOP YELLING!!"

Ms.Abreu by Your Local Rka Treesh November 19, 2019

Abreah

Is someone who is omnipotent, gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, intimidating, out-going, creative & seductive,yet she is also tough,street-smart,experienced,brave, enduring, and mainly a wonderful mother. Nothing and nobody can compare to a Abreah in any aspect.She can be your best friend or worst enemy. Mess w/ Abreah or her family,& u will regret ever being born.

Definition of the name Abreah

Abreah by Muah21 February 3, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026