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Afrotastical Gofer 

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.
Why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?

Bratastical 

A girl that is too much of a brat and too stubborn to let an opportunity (ie: a guy) come close to her because she would not be in control of it.
Brett: "So what happened, did you guys go on that date?"
Matt: "Well, I wrote her name -- A-N-D-R-E-A -- in the sky with the smoke from fireworks, but she said that she had to rearrange her room -- it's alright, there's always next time!"
Brett: "Man, that girl is bratastical!"
Bratastical by Door #3 May 4, 2011

amatastical

It's a word, it definitely is!
Wow, this cheesecake is amatastical
amatastical by tommertens August 18, 2012

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026