Aborphan 

N. an aborted fetus, who, through the miracles of modern science, is brought to term. Only to live a life of despondence due to the knowledge of having been both aborted and orphaned.

you are ugly. and you are an aborphan

Aborphan by King Sutton July 23, 2011

Aborphins 

The endorphins released in your brain after an abortion.

I was feelin' a little depressed this week until this morning's trip to the clinic. Now I'm riding an awesome wave of aborphins!

Aborphins by Bruce from Family Guy October 23, 2010